Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

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Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS

A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am this morning following reports that the Oval Office may have become infested with noxious bullshit.

Many concerned citizens working in buildings in the surrounding Washington DC area complained about the overwhelming stench shortly after the office of the President issued a press release yesterday evening confirming FBI Director James Comey had been fired by President Trump.

“You know, it’s the kind of smell that just lodges itself up in your nose, and gives your gag reflex something to think about,” shared one person who could smell it all the way from his office in the Senate building.

People from far away as Florida, California and Texas subsequently reported the smell to the relevant authorities shortly after the Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, who had recused himself from being directly involved in a probe into the Trump administration’s alleged ties with Russia, fired the man who was leading the probe.

In a bid to sanitise and clean up the stench, rival fumigation firms have confirmed they will have to work around the clock and have been candid about the task ahead.

“We can’t be certain, but that office may never be the same again,” bullshit suction pump operator Guillem Sanchez shared with WWN before screaming “we’re going to need a bigger suction pump” to a nearby colleague.

Despite the pungent odour emanating from the Oval Office, President Trump tweeted just moments ago confirming that he couldn’t smell anything.

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Intel: Drinkin Again Hoss by B. Change U.

Drinkin Again Hoss

by B. Change U.

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Dear Light Family,
A brief joke from the bar.

So,
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a genie lamp and rub it and the genie says “I’ll give you each one wish”

Well,

The first guy says “I want to be home with my wife n kids, rich in my big mansion” and , poof, he’s gone.

The second guy says “I want to be home wit me girl, rich beyond and happy” and poof, he’s gone…

The third guy says for his wish,
“I’m lonely, I want my two friends back”….

Moral of the Story,

“Be Careful What You Wish For,
For You Shall Surely Get It”

ps… real friends talk s#!t to your face and good behind yer back.
Terra Zetzz

http://inteldinarchronicles.blogspot.com/2017/04/drinkin-again-hoss-by-b-change-u.html?m=1

The Trump Show

 

The Trump Show

Video by Simon Bravery 

Published on Apr 10, 2017
Donald Trump is the star of a reality TV show controlled by the fake news media. The only thing real is Trump himself! Will he escape and get back to Melania? 

Starring: Donald Trump, Melania Trump & Jim Acosta.

Guest appearances: Alex Jones, Roseanne Barr, Chris Christie, Anderson Cooper & Chris Cuomo.

Music: Lee Greenwood, Philip Glass & Burkhard Dallwitz 

MAGA

Waitress asked a customer about his strange companion… His response is hilarious! 

Waitress asked a Customer about his strange companion


You will enjoy this! 😄

Tim Allen Exposes What’s Going on in Hollywood!

Tim Allen Exposes What’s Going on in Hollywood! (2017)

Published on Mar 26, 2017

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Tim Allen Exposes Liberals in Hollywood 2017…Illuminati The Entertainment Industry Exposed

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NESARA- REPUBLIC NOW – GALACTIC NEWS: Aaaaaaaa So!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Aaaaaaaa So!

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A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”
“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old man.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay .
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .
“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story ?”
“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze DemocRAT.

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Mom was worried her son had an accident in the bathroom, but his response is pure gold – ViralThread

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Mom was worried her son had an accident in the bathroom, but his response is pure gold

Published February 27, 2017

“One woman’s three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and she had to be on him constantly. One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While the woman enjoyed her taco, she smelled something funny, so of course, she checked her seven-month-old daughter, but the infant was clean. Then she realized that Matty had not asked to go potty in a while, so she asked him and he said, “No.”

She kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don’t have any clothes with me.” Then she said, “Matty, are you sure you did not have an accident?”

“No,” he replied.

She just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. So she asked one more time, “Matty, did you have an accident?”

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, “SEE, MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!”

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. The mother was mortified!

Some kind people tried to make her feel better. They came over and thanked her for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped the family in the parking lot as they were leaving, bent over to the son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time… I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.”

New Medication for Liberals with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

New Medication for Liberals with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) – Trumpex ® – FUNNY

New Medication for Liberals with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) – Trumpex ® – FUNNY

This Man Has Over One Billion Views, Leftist Panic

This is a must watch video. Quite interesting, humourous and so true.

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