Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

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Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS

A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am this morning following reports that the Oval Office may have become infested with noxious bullshit.

Many concerned citizens working in buildings in the surrounding Washington DC area complained about the overwhelming stench shortly after the office of the President issued a press release yesterday evening confirming FBI Director James Comey had been fired by President Trump.

“You know, it’s the kind of smell that just lodges itself up in your nose, and gives your gag reflex something to think about,” shared one person who could smell it all the way from his office in the Senate building.

People from far away as Florida, California and Texas subsequently reported the smell to the relevant authorities shortly after the Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, who had recused himself from being directly involved in a probe into the Trump administration’s alleged ties with Russia, fired the man who was leading the probe.

In a bid to sanitise and clean up the stench, rival fumigation firms have confirmed they will have to work around the clock and have been candid about the task ahead.

“We can’t be certain, but that office may never be the same again,” bullshit suction pump operator Guillem Sanchez shared with WWN before screaming “we’re going to need a bigger suction pump” to a nearby colleague.

Despite the pungent odour emanating from the Oval Office, President Trump tweeted just moments ago confirming that he couldn’t smell anything.

by Taboola

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GALACTIC FEDERATION NESARA IS COMING

GALACTIC FEDERATION NESARA IS COMING

Special Message From Archangel Michael ~ Rise Winged Ones Rise Children of The Heart April 10 2017

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Published on Apr 12, 2017

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Special Message From Archangel Michael ~ Rise Winged Ones Rise Children of The Heart April 10 2017

By Archangel Michael, 04/09/2017.

Greetings Dear Ones, I come to assist the collective with information on the current energies and what has been occurring with the Lightworker community. Many have gone through intense growth or spiraling downward. These energies are bringing up imbalances within family, friends and relationships…. In Totality, all that doesn’t resonate with your soul… with love. The energies are providing an immense opportunity for transformation to allow the anchoring of higher consciousness… your soul into Physical Manifestation. Let us delve deeper into these energies to assist the collective in rising above turmoil and unconsciousness. As always Dear Ones, Awareness transforms into consciousness.

Current Energies and Relationships.

Many of the lightworker community are aware of the activities within the celestial bodies, such the Venus and Saturn Retrogrades, and more. Theses energies are putting relationships to the test, as what is not Real and True, is being revealed. We are observing fear in the collective as to these energies and more, especially with the misconception of planets going retrograde. These energies are not meant to instill fear, but to provide growth. What could possibly not wish to grow, expand, be called out on imbalance? This would be the programmed ego mind. Many have created belief systems around the concept of relationships, whether with intimate partners, friends or family. As you dissolve the programmed ego mind, you are able to raise in consciousness, and anchoring light, your soul. Raising in vibrations affects your surroundings and those around you. You will experience those that will support you on your path or simply leave as your energies are intensifying. Some people will even run, due to your energies, as the mind can not handle higher consciousness. It was never meant to. Honor the choices of those wanting to leave. Keep Shining Your Light. Most relationships are based from old belief systems, lacking Honor, Integrity and most importantly… Self Love. If you do not Love yourselves, you could never Love another. This is the main reasons relationships crumble.

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Intel: “5 Questions and Answers” – One Who Knows – 4.12.17

“5 Questions and Answers” – One Who Knows – 4.12.17
Entry Submitted by One Who Knows 

5 Questions & Answers

I got 5 more questions and I have 5 more answers.

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“Questions for One Who Knows”

Entry Submitted Anonymously at 9:04 AM EDT on April 12, 2017

Hi One Who Knows

We are being told by members of our group that if we step away from the group and go to an exchange center, we will not be allowed to exchange. That our names are known and we will not be allowed to exchange anywhere. And also, that if we have currency that is not on their spreadsheet, they “will see what can be done” for us. We already have financial instruments/trusts set up with these people waiting to be funded.

We are also told that we have to exchange all of our currency at the same time.

Please shine light on this.

Many thanks.

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Answer:

From what I understand, if you still hold your currency, you are WAY better off ditching the group and exchanging on your own. If you have already sent your currency to the group, but still have other currency in your hand, then exchange the currency you have in your hand as an individual.

IF THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN NOT EXCHANGE INDIVIDUALLY, THEN REPORT THEM, THEY WILL BE PICKED UP AND DEALT WITH. Anyone who has committed a financial crime, including Harmful currency advice, will not be allowed to exchange.

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“Need for Utility Bill?”

Entry Submitted by Asha at 1:03 AM EDT on April 12, 2017

Question re: need for Utility Bill in Exchange Appointment for Bruce and/or One Who Knows

Is it necessary to have a copy of my Utility Bill in my Exchange Appointment? My utilities are included in my rent, and are not in my name, as I rent a basement apartment. Can I instead print off a copy of a cell phone bill or cable bill? Also, I have recently changed my address and have a P.O. Box rather than a street address. Will any of this be a problem in my appointment?

Asha

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Answer:

A utility bill is NOT required, it is just another good way to establish your address. The bottom line is bring whatever you have in the form of ID, mail to your address, etc. They just want to make sure it is you for their protection and yours. As an important point, some people are currently living in their trucks or on someone else’s couch and have none of that. Just bring whatever you have and they will help you from there. This is a new Benevolent financial system and World in general. EXPECT it to work out for you, I do.

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“Transportation Question” by (Anonymous) – 4.10.17

Entry Submitted Anonymously at 11:58 PM EDT on April 10, 2017

To One Who Knows,

Hello. There is a strong possibility that I will be without transportation to and from the exchange location for Zim.

I am only a few blocks away from several major banks; however, if I must travel to military installations several of those are at least fifty miles.

Could the bank make a suggestion for a town car company or taxi?

Thank You,

From Anonymous

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Answer:

As far as I understand the new plan, the ZIM will be exchanged at ALL the “Offsite” locations and NOT just Military bases as was mentioned before. Just based on that, you will have a location very near where you are now.

As far as getting transportation, DO NOT get a ride from someone on the net or in our Dinar World. DO NOT tell anyone when you appointment is or where it is. If you get a ride from a taxi cab, DO NOT tell them where you are going or why you are going there. I would have the Taxi leave after you get dropped off. Then when you are done with your exchange call another one to take you home.

IF, you know someone else personally, “Physically” that is exchanging like you are, then you can go together with “Back to Back” appointments. This way, you each do your own exchange and then you can leave together as well.

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“How will NESARA/GCR Change Things Locally?”

Entry Submitted by KS at 3:26 PM EDT on April 12, 2017

We have come to understand the changes NESARA will bring at the federal level. What effect will NESARA/GCR have at the state and local level for, let’s say, the socialist stronghold of California?

Would they change, and how?

Thanks in advance for the answer, and BRAVO ZED to Patrick for this invaluable forum.

KS

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Answer:

The NESARA Governmental structure is “felt” at ALL levels of government. It is a style of Government that gives more power to the local level and less at the top levels. Don’t worry about any state as they will ALL Get a good FLUSH of the Cabal Minions and evil doers. They don’t even know it is coming. EVERYONE who needs to be removed will be removed…. PERIOD! No EXCEPTIONS!

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“Questions Needing Answers”

Entry Submitted Anonymously at 7:34 PM EDT on April 12, 2017

Am I totally off base or wasn’t there information passed along that the white hats, the galactics, the military and other “powers that be” had helped to remove the cabal leaders and the other war mongering, devil worshipers. How is Trump (good or bad) being manipulated into creating another potential war in Syria or North Korea? How worried should we be? Beyond that, is this yet another ploy to delay the RV? if so, how effective? Great that the big names with faces easily recognizable, were able to get exchanges done and sit on their SKR’s. The rest of us at the “grass roots” level should be just as vital to the vibrations, and success of the RV, peace implementation process, humanitarian efforts.

Anyone with legit Intel, please share!

Thank you

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Answer:

Don’t worry, Trump is an “Actor” right now playing an important role. He has no authority over any military nor does he make any REAL decisions or Executive Orders. EVERYTHING happens for REAL at the Republic level, and Trump makes a show of it for the sleeping public. At some point the show will come to an end and the REAL Republic will be announced Publicly to the World. I expect that to happen very soon.

As far as war or anything that you are seeing on TV news, it is ALL “Game Play.” There are reasons for EVERYTHING they do, and it is not what you think. Importantly, EVERY single “Move” is carefully planned and working for what we want.

By the way, I expect VERY BIG things to happen on or before the Easter Weekend. I expect World Peace announcements as well as the new Gold Backed Financial system. Tick Tock…. the time is near.

May You Get Everything You Want and Live The Life Of Your Dreams/Plans

Signed: One Who Knows
Terra Zetzz 

The Wake Up Call From Inside The Matrix 

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The Illuminati Do NOT Want You To See This Video – Fake Food

The Illuminati Do NOT Want You To See This Video – Fake Food (Illuminati Exposed) (2017)

Dead Babies In Your Food, Drinks & Makeup Illuminati Exposed!

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The Secrets Of McDonalds (Illuminati Exposed)

SOLUTION:

Grow your own food. Quit going out to eat. Don’t purchase processed foods. Can your own food.

Stop drinking city water. Get a great filter or make your own distilled water then add minerals to it such as baking soda.

Learn about nature again. Connect with nature and see how quickly you start getting healthier and have more vitality. 

Connect with GOD, Source Creator. Repent, Repent, Repent! 

Be a Prayer Warrior for GOD’s Army.

These videos are extremely hard to watch and see the truth. We have been blind for far too long. Awaken Now!

Namaste’






Zorra Update: 4-8-17 Live Spiritual Podcast 

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Zorra Updates, One who knows, Guest – Aang Aaka shares is awakening

Zorra* Zaraya * Jane

Our Beloved Zorra brings updates from a higher perspective of what is really happening. Many continue to perceive realities to be difficult and painful while others are feeling the heaviness of the energies flooding their bodies and Mother Earth. What is one to do? What are the answers to surviving and being balanced and then get past these challenges? We are not where we want to be. Yet, we still look forward to the big changes that are coming, global prosperity, clean water and air, free energy, peace around the world etc. We know in our hearts that there are great preparations for Disclosure, the Gathering and Ascension in the works. Also, people have questions about the remaing Cabal, what healing chambers are, and about Earth 2 etc. We look to guidance and teachings from Zorra and Saraiya on these many topics. 
One Who Knows has been busily typing away bringing news and perspective together that make sense and equilibrium to the status of our intel news! We look forward to his guidance and information!

The special guest, Aang Aaka, comes from Bali, Malaysia and he will share his spiritual awakening journey! He will share how it happened and how he was transformed. He is a kind and gentle individual whose focus is now to help others awaken and to connect with their higher Selves! He has offered to do a guided meditation with us and we are very grateful for this opportunity. We are happy that he will be with us today!

Yes, indeed what a wondrous, glorious and loving day it is!  Love, Quazar, Zaraya, Zorra and Saraiya

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Violet Flame Meditation  – www.wellbeingalignment.com

I AM my I AM Presence. I breathe Light into my Heart Center. I am a temple of Light. I call forth the full power of the Violet Flame of forgiveness to transmute the causes, core, effects, habits, records, and memories of every thought, feeling, word or action I have ever expressed in any time frame or dimension, known or unknown, that reflects anything associated with

(Name what you want to work on, such as: poverty consciousness, victimhood, separation, powerlessness, low vitality, suffering, ill health, disease, misuse of male or female energy, misuse of power, self-hatred, shame, belief in being bad, fear, rage, blame or hatred, negative judgment and prejudice, attachment to people doing things my way, or lack and limitation of any kind.)

With forgiveness and love as my intention, I blaze the Violet Flame through every atomic and subatomic particle and wave of precious Life Energy that has my signature on it in any place and time that reflects anything less than the Infinite Perfection of God.

I trust God to transmute every speck of my being into the Highest Love and Light, Health and Abundance.

I ask my I AM Presence to fill this space with the Golden Light of God’s Infinite Light, Love, Health, and Abundance.

In the name of my Father God, I accept this as accomplished. And so it is.

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Angelic Guides – How to elevate your Vibrations

Message from the Trees.

We Trees are grand indeed, and we know that you are grand Beings also. Only you don’t know it and this is the problem. If you could only see the grandness that each of you are, you would see all of Nature in the same way. See the Earth as the grand Being that she is, perfect in form with all her life forms lit up reflecting the Creator in their souls.

From Dianne Robbins

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Kent Dunn Update: GoldFish Report No. 83 Week 8 POTUS Update

GoldFish Report No. 83 Week 8 POTUS Update with Kent Dunn

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Published on Mar 12, 2017

On GoldFish Report No 83, Louisa and Kent discuss POTUS and the nuclear missile test in North Korea and the idea of preemptive action from the U.S. Military, Major update of Galactic intel that related to Antarctica, Attorney General Session cleaning house, intruder at the White House, POTUS’s weekly address and awesome jobs report, Wikileaks and more….

Also Update on Gary Larrabee and what viewers can do to help. To help support Gary Larrabee and GoldFish Report visit http://www.thegoldfishreport.com and specify in your contributions whether it is for Gary or GFR. 

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New Medication for Liberals with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

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